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  • My cat the hunter a follow up joke........

    After I finished typing up the last post about my cat the hunter I remembered the following joke.....I hope you enjoy it. A Cat HeavenOne day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, ''You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by bloglady on February 14, 2008

  • Funny jokes for your weekend

    Thank you to Shannon in Ottowa for these funnies.    Three Dogs...and a CollieThe Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull dog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a very nice looking female Collie comes up to them and says, ''Whoever can say 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence can be my topdog.'' So the Doberman says, ''I love ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on August 10, 2007

  • Joke of the week

    I was sent this one by a reader in Ottowa.  I thought it was cute and would share with everyone.   A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, ''I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on July 31, 2007

  • Funny of the week

    This was sent to me by one of our faithful readers and I had to share it. Rules For Cats To Live By BATHROOMS:Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.DOORS:Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on July 10, 2007

  • Funny for the week.........

    There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, ''Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.'' The guy with the Chihuahua says, ''We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us.'' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ''Just follow me.''They ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on June 29, 2007

  • Laugh of the week

    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on June 21, 2007

  • Some Doggie Quotes

    Here are some sayings that deal with man's (or woman's) best friend that I thought I would share.  Do you have any to share? The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers If there are no dogs in ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on June 18, 2007

  • Post it note for the fridge

    I was sent this by one of our readers, Locksley, and thought I would share it with everyone,  I think it's perfect to be placed on the fridge at nose height of course. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on May 7, 2007

  • Let's start the week with a funny joke....

    I thought instead of something serious I would share a joke sent to me from a friend. 10 Dog Peeves: 1.  Blaming your farts on me.....not funny.....not funny at all. 2.  Yelling at me for barking.....I'm a dog for crying out loud. 3.  Taking me for a walk and then not letting me check my stuff out.  Just whose walk is this ...
    Posted to The PetSource Blog - Scribbles 'n Bits (Weblog) by lorrainehug on April 22, 2007